45 Best Marriage & Parenting Memes We've Seen This Week (February 22, 2023)

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    Jeans - A picture of me finding that thing my husband said was missing @momhashtags
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    Font - THE DAD The Dad @thedad My wife has like 20% of a conversation in her head before she decides to bring me into it. We can be driving in silence and she'll just be like "and then we'll pick the kids up and go straight from there."
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    Font - He pressed her up against the wall. She could feel his jorts bulging as he untucked his "World's Best Dad" t-shirt. She pushed him backwards onto the bed and he began to undress. "No." she said, "The New Balance 624s stay on." 49 Like Comment 15 Comments Send "I'm so hot" she proclaimed. "Hi hot, I'm dad" he whispered.
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    Smile - THE Me yelling Parkour while rolling over him. made with mematic My Husband trying to relax.
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    Cartoon - I don't have to annoy my man. made with mematic
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    Outerwear - made with mematic Doing laundry and putting it away. Wait until it's a mountain before touching it.
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    Hair - My Husband Working in his shed making shelves he doesn't need. made with mematic Spending time with me.
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    Clothing - Me trying to be spontaneous by being in different parts of the house. made with mematic
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    T-shirt - My husband trying not to say "and ladders" after I say shoot. 1245 LA DELA 2440 ME made with mematic AN anten by car foring (including pa 4-34 E
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    Forehead - When you tell your kids it's bedtime and all of the sudden they're hungry, thirsty, and need to pee @DadPatrol [stares motherfuckerly]
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    Eye - The real reason they discourage MRIs during pregnancy is because then people would realise they're incubating nightmare demons and would be rightfully terrified i bless the rains down in castamere @Chinchillazilla I hate this SO MUCH but I can't look away
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    Font - Them: what's it like to parent a toddler? Me: imagine if sitting down and silence were illegal
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    Font - Dad and Buried @DadandBuried When you have more than one kid, you think the oldest will become both playmate and protector, but instead he turns into a power-mad dictator who rules his subjects with an iron fist.
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    Organism - Derek Simpson @dereksimpson You're just going to have to trust me that I love my kids...I can't keep up with y'all's made up holidays. 11:24 PM 9/27/21 Twitter for iPad .
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    Art - Trying to look sexy for my husband like 41/4 @alrightmom
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    White - 3:40 huffpost.com/entry/hilarious-pr 22 1:18 PM Jan 26, 2016 525 Sam @SufficientCharm f 182 people are Tweeting a... 5 Stages of Pregnancy: 1: Crying 847 2: Peeing 3: Crying because you peed 4: Peeing because you're crying 5: The toilet is your home now 11:25 AM. Apr 24, 2017 331 people are Tweeting a... A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut O I was reading to my kids today and in the story, there was a pregnant woman 99% :
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    Font - 6:54 85° Z My mom as a mom: You get what you get, deal with it. 437% My mom as a grandma: Would you like your grilled cheese cut into stars or hearts?
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    Goggles - Kids be like "Watch this" then do a jump and spin wasting my fucking time
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    Font - zozo @Rlawsonnnn A child: what's that? > Me holding an oreo milkshake: it's spicy you won't like it.
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    Organism - Parents: swear in front of child accidentally one time: made with mematic Child A core memory
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    Sky - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 I just yelled, "1, 2, 3 mommy is lava!" and my kids ran away, leaving me to drink my coffee in peace. I'm pretty sure I've peaked for the day. 9:19 AM - Aug 10, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 445 Retweets 68 Quote Tweets 3.4K Likes 000
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    Font - Sister Derby @Derby30255691 Would you take a bullet for your partner? MICHAEL @Mickzo taking things that are not yours is theft
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    Font - THE DAD The Dad @thedad Does anyone else's wife quiz them about the movie they're watching with them as if you wrote and produced it yourself? I don't know why he didn't just call a taxi, Linda, I've got the same information you have.
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    Tire - Anyone else's wife pull into the driveway and talk on the phone for 3 hours after?
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    Beard - I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE STUFF BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE MY WIFE MOVED IT.
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    Forehead - When your kid has been telling you a story for like 6 hours
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    Face - more MORE!
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    Comfort - This the look your girl gives you everytime something romantic on TV a guy does
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    Organism - @Kinglrg_ Little kids tryna make sure you see them coughing
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    Chin - WAYS TO TELL A WOMAN'S MAD AT YOU: 002 [ 1. SHE'S SILENT 2 SHE'S YELLING 3. SHE ACTS THE SAME 4. SHE ACTS DIFFERENT 5. SHE MURDERED YOU
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    Arm - Pun hub Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacados get six They had avacodos 09 GunHubOnline
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    Font - Simon Holland @simoncholland Nothing is more nerve wracking than agreeing with your wife not to do Valentines gifts.
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    Product - HUSBAND HUSBAND'S ADVICE WIFE SAME ADVICE BUT FROM SOMEONE ELSE WIFE @HowToBeADad
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    Cat - My wife Me laughing at my own joke
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    Sky - When you give your kid a cracker and tell them not to get crumbs everywhere L
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    Font - Exploding Unicorn @Xploding Unicorn Follow Relationship status: My wife asked me what I wanted for dinner and then told me I was wrong.
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    Product - When your girl gets home from work and immediately starts telling you all about her day emy_mom_says_im_pretty Hang on lemme open a can of listening juice. STA
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    Head - Me: I'm hanging off the bed, can you move over a little? Bae: @wilfordbrimly $$
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    Vision care - KEVIN W KORPI @kwkorpi Me: [boiling water] Wife: No, not like THAT! Follow
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    Plant - Simon Holland @simoncholland Follow My wife cleaned the house all day and now we have to go live in a hotel.
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    Grass - When you told your man he doesn't need a sixpack anymore and now he's too ugly to cheat on you.
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    Font - Jennifer S. White @yenniwhite Follow Still waiting for my husband to apologize for what he did in my dream last night.
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    Rectangle - Walking Outside With Spooks @WalkingOutside Follow Marry your true love so you can always wake up together and say, "Breathe the other way".
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    Forehead - Kid: [sobbing] Something happened to my toy, Daddy! It's not making sounds any more! You: J. ? HowToBeADad J.
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    Rectangle - Dan @dadopotamus Follow I don't wanna talk about it until you're about to fall asleep. -Marriage 10:40 PM - 27 Jul 2018

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